A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.
Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)
by soupsoupwowza April 1, 2022

by stål November 26, 2018

After he bought & completely smoked himself that ounce of dope.. his alter ego, Racist Dave.. appeared & called out all the bigots
by Chesapeake Sean June 3, 2024

The act of inviting a woman out for a drink, paying for the couple of drinks that she drank. And then asking the next day for her to Venmo you for the two drinks that you paid for.
Please don’t tell me that after the fact you’re going to text your date from the night before and ask for her share of the bill. You can’t possibly be doing the Dave
by the man who gets the bat August 3, 2021

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)
by daves cakes lover August 25, 2022

Josh: I just got off the phone with Diamond Diva Dave. He has sulfur burps and diarrhea; now he needs to quarantine for 14 days
Brad: Dude, you just got DAVED!
Brad: Dude, you just got DAVED!
by Sausage king 802 April 14, 2021

```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`
```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
