chocolate bullshit

-noun

1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.

I don't know, Mike, it sounds like some chocolate bullshit to me. Going to the ballet with you and your girlfriend doesn't sound like it'll be the most fun I've had since our Reagan's Dead! party.

by The Real Sweet T December 4, 2009

Chocolate Cheese Stick

The act of shoving an cheese stick (fried or otherwise) up one's anus.

My penis was broken so I gave my partner a chocolate cheese stick. We ate it afterwards.

by thecorky1 July 27, 2011

Chocolate Flashback

This is when a transsexual prostitute really needs to take a dump and she squats by a tree in a prime touristic location (e.g. l'Arc de Triumphe in Paris) and unloads a monster shit whilst smiling and smoking a cigarette, and doesn’t wipe or wash her hands after.

Person 1: WTF???!!! (calls friend)

Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!

by Champ Perkins September 29, 2011

chocolate yanking

Jerking off with your own shit as lubricant.

My hand always stinks after chocolate yanking.

by hcky2379 February 10, 2015

Chocolate smasher

A white girl that has low self esteem that goes for black guys in need for a relationship

Joe you see that white girl over there , which one billy the one in red with all the black guys, yes the one in the red joe that's called a chocolate smasher.

by Jerm the Jerm February 25, 2017

Chocolate lollipop with nuts

A sex move with at least three gay guys. When a guy gets fucked in the ass, leaving shit on his partners cock when he pulls, another watching partner jacks his nut on the chocolate lollipop as he jams it in the mouth of the man who was ass fucked.

On a hot day, Filicky loves to snack on a chocolate lollipop with nuts.

by 1 Nut Master 1 April 22, 2017

Chocolate

The delicious form of sugar and cacao powder and some other stuff that most people,especially Americans deeply enjoy and endulge

Chocolate is some people's favorite type of sugar treat

by Broben5 January 1, 2018