Covided

When a girl is blowing you and you pull out and bust in her nose and punch her in both eyes

Did you see Martha I think she is sick. Nah she got covided last night

by Hennebadger November 12, 2020

Covid

A new type of lung cancer

'That perfectly healthy child has Covid, He'll be dead in no time

by DickBag King January 21, 2021

COVID Stand-off

When two or more people are at an impasse in their travels, unable to pass each other while maintaining the proper social distancing practice as required by COVID-19.

Sorry I’m late. Someone was entering as I tried to leave and we got stuck in a COVID Stand-off.

by the AV Flu April 11, 2020

Covid Runner

A person who normal does not run but has taken up excess running or jogging due to the pandemic

The Covid Runners are out

by jonnymeanderer March 31, 2020

Covid Is Not Stupid

An unofficial mantra that morally bankrupt or ethically challenged Trumpublicans and QAnonists should have taken heed of, but were too conceited and dumb to realize that those invisible deadly viruses and their variants were smarter than them.

That “Covid is not stupid” has yet to sink in among Trump’s patriots and diehard supporters is no surprise considering the relatively high rate of infection and of mortality in most red states—a positive correlation between stupidity and mortality is hard to discount.

by MathPlus January 18, 2022

Covid-📝

When Covid-19 quarantines and lockdowns stirred the hearts of tens of thousands of people worldwide to start writing letters to their long-lost friends, hoping that the one address they still have would somehow reach their recipients, as they reminisced the old good days of their friendship—when a pandemic refocuses their thoughts and priorities of what is really important in life.

Covid-19 has ironically brought about many good memories in millions of people, and one of them is to be infected with Covid-📝.

by Covido December 14, 2020

Covid-🧟 ♂️

The hypothesis that zombies may be carriers of the coronavirus, which prompted the authorities to lock all cemetery gates or to have security guards patrolling the area at the request of superstitious folks to prevent these walking dead from infecting the general population.

Because the infection and mortality rates of residents living near cemeteries are above those from other neighborhoods, authorities don’t want to take any chances what if those infections and deaths were really due to Covid-🧟 ♂️.

by Covido November 16, 2020