coffee straw problem

When you're in math class and you're doing an insanely hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of you're life than do the work.

Math Teacher: "Wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, Pythagorean Theorem, wah wah wah"

Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"

Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"

by swimyes October 24, 2011

Coffee

Every college students necessity. The addictive drug that makes you stay alert when there is no earthly reason you should still be awake. It achieves this by tricking the brain into thinking that you have had a good night's sleep. Many generations have used this drug to get through exams, tests, and boring meetings.

John: What time did you go to sleep last night? You looking glowing.
Sally: Man, I didn't. I just took coffee.
John: Whoa, dude!

by Tonovo October 22, 2012

Coffee

A beacon of light and hope for tired college students all around the world; from the early riser to the all-nighter.

I need my morning coffee!
I need coffee to stay awake to write this paper!

by photogopher March 24, 2012

coffee jew

Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.

"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."

"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"

by tadboinky August 19, 2013

coffee brandy

Allen's Coffee Brandy has been called both "the champagne of Maine" and "an epidemic."

At last tally, the best-selling bottle of hard liquor in the state of Maine was the roughly half-gallon container of Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy. The No. 2 seller was . . . the liter-size bottle of Allen's Coffee Brandy.

by banjax October 26, 2013

Coffee

A drink made from coffee beans and water that can be highly addictive. Used to help you stay awake for anything from studying to playing your Xbox till the early hours of the morning. Also used to wake you up when you are extremely tired from doing stuff like that.

"I'm so tired, I got no sleep last night."
"Here, have some coffee to get you going."

by Sqyd April 27, 2014

Coffee Nazi

Person who's very existence is to correct spelling and grammar of others on internet. Most commonly found in coffee shops telling other patrons how they are Vegan and or gluten intolerant.

Bitch was all coffee nazi, telling me I'm to stupid to spell and I need grammar lessons.

by DanOgram June 12, 2018