When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.
After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm
The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm
The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
by Thejuice April 9, 2013
Get the Clock-Noosemug. by Gibby boy February 28, 2023
Get the 11 o clockmug. by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023
Get the the analog clock incidentmug. In Australia, the term "clocked" refers to being punched extremely hard in the face.
Basically im saying IF YOU DONT MOVE THE FUCK OUT MY WAY YOU WILL BE CLOCKED
Basically im saying IF YOU DONT MOVE THE FUCK OUT MY WAY YOU WILL BE CLOCKED
by I<3Chickens July 26, 2022
Get the clockedmug. Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
Get the Potato alarm clockmug. A clock that Is a fucking asshole fuck you how did you even find this
A clock splatter isn't even a thing you dumbass hillbilly fucking asshole bitch cunt.
A clock splatter isn't even a thing you dumbass hillbilly fucking asshole bitch cunt.
by BigDickMotherFucker69420 January 9, 2022
Get the clock splattermug. The word you say when you're angry.
Or the word you say when you just don't know anymore.
A fish name.
Or the word you say when you just don't know anymore.
A fish name.
by SanityInAJar September 11, 2020
Get the Flip Clockmug.