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smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio
i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.
by meaty360 October 23, 2022
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Harvey Christopher Mills

Harvey Christopher MIlls is someone with amazing rizz, some may call him The Rizzard Of Oz.
"Wow, look at Harvey Christopher MIlls rizz up Johan Parda, he really is The Rizzard Of Oz," Said someone.
by COCLOVER123 January 5, 2023
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Cody Christopher Smith

literally the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, he’s smart, understanding, hilarious and can be super lovey at times. He’s also very protective of the people he loves the most. Most people would value him a “good friend”
“Wanna hangout later?”
Yeah sure! Why don’t we invite Cody Christopher Smith!”
by kioalaa July 15, 2023
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Jean-Christophe

A sensitive boy with a sensible heart. He will always have an open ear for your conversations and a shoulder for you to rest your heavy head on when feeling down bad. He's very open minded and tries his best to work on his insecurities and weaknesses, all while being very open about them.

Jean-Christophe is also quite naïve, but in a good way! He's easily impressed by the smallest things and in order to piss him off you really need to irritate him big time!
In other terms: he's a natural. He's precious and will always try his best not to hurt your feelings :)
Girl: I'm feeling sad :(
Jean-Christophe: *Soft hug* Everything is going to be fine :)
Girl: Thank you Jean-Christophe! :')
by SucreRoux August 11, 2023
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Cheesy Christopher

A homosexual act of fellatio involving rubbing dick cheese around a mans mouth to make a funny mustache.
Dude I gave ron a cheesy christopher last night
by Jojohawk June 2, 2023
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Dirty Christopher

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got Dirty Christopher - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024
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'Dirty Christopher'

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024
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