chris browned

to beat the shit out of you girlfriend...

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened...
Person 2: No, what?!
Person 1: Karl chris browned the shit out of Christina...

by mr.funnyman September 13, 2010

joe chris

verb. When your parents make you take a home drug screening and you put warm water and yellow marker ink to make it look like piss

Mike: Hey dude what are you going to do your parents are going to make you take a drug test
Alex: ill just do the joe Chris

mike: whats the joe Chris
Alex: it's when put warm water and yellow marker in the piss bottle

by west essex July 28, 2014

Chris Dobransky

If your name is Chris Dobransky, you most likely have a shitty haircut.

Chris Dobransky’s new haircut looks like horseshit.

by Joan The Barber June 17, 2020

Chris Mandes

Local celebrityin the eastern PA area known for being rarted. He also eats the strings off sweatshirts like a weirdo and is garbage at basketball and baseball. He is so rarted he threw a baseball at the hoop at the game. All-in-all, he is just plain d u m b.

Joe: yo look at Chris

Chris Mandes: fjmeiswobfjfnds
Joe: wtf

by Subs762 March 6, 2020

chris canet

one of the hottest guys you will ever meet. he is cocky, but has a right to be. he's athletic, smart, HOT AF, and not to mention loaded. while he can be socially awkward and has trouble with girls, he has a great heart. His cluelessness makes him seem even cuter. Chris Canet is altogether a great guy who suffers socially.

xoxo every New Canaan girl ever

That guys kind of awk but he's such a Chris Canet.

by Every New Canaan Girl EVER June 22, 2017

chris pearch

Chris is a dangerous man. He will talk about 9/11 and talks about blowing up Africa. He will also try and destroy you with his Steel-toe boots. So if you see him around you, get as far away from him as possible.

Chris Pearch is the type of man to become a Terrorist for the United States of America.

by Little-Asian March 26, 2019

Chris Brannan

A world class designer, most notable for his ability to think of solutions and ideas for any situation. And recognised easily for his unique symbol branded on all of his work.

Man 1: Hey is that a Chris Brannan design?

Man 2: It sure is! Cant you tell?

Man 1: Oh i thought it was, i could tell because it is so creative and such a wonderful idea!

by Ultimatumz January 15, 2014