Chatbomb

The same as a photobomb, except you say hi and immediately log off of whatever chat you're in.

That SOB, just chatbombed me
Time to Chat bomb >:)
Screw chat, all I get is chatbombers

by beastmasterX March 28, 2011

chat zero

Your Facebook friends list is so small that no one is online when you are. This indicates that you are a loser.

I was chat zero yesterday night for like 6 hours. Thank goodness someone came online and posted the word DERP. I had to urban dictionary cover-up in order to get it.

by teenagegravedigger February 20, 2011

chataso

The act of slapping some one with your cock.

She got bitchy, so i gave her a chataso to the face!!!

by animaldrummer June 6, 2011

chat frag

An awesome burn, usually in chat for a video game.

Person 1: You suck!
Person 2: Your mom sucked last night!
Person 3: Chat fragged!

by MadChatFragger June 12, 2011

chat tag

A derivation of the more common "phone tag," where two people repeatedly miss each others' messages on chat or text.

This is your third message I've missed. It feels like we've been playing chat tag for days.

by a psuedo-urbanite July 26, 2011

chat labotomy

When you have been in chat so long that you do not have any chat feelings left. Usually after you have been beat silly by all the chat bullies, one after another.

Example: Johns feels numb in chat and doesn't react to what is being said about him. He must have had his chat labotomy!

by oD Katz September 26, 2011

chatassault

Noun. The moment you have been overrun by chats while at work. On is unable to get any work done because of the constant chat load with friends and colleagues.

I am trying to get my work done, but I can't do the sheer amount of chatassault. I have 9 chats going at any one time.

by layer3 August 6, 2012