khade chammach ki chai

hindi (national language of India) phrase used to describe an over sweetened cup of chai/tea. The sugar saturation at the bottom of the glass makes the spoon stand upright; hence the expression. This phrase has been synonymous with the Irani Cafes in Mumbai.

saab: teen khade chammach ki chai laana, chhote

chhote: jee saab

by beegDyo April 26, 2010

E.v. Cain

That dumb ass middle school where every kid juuls and is super gay, home of the wost teacher ever, Ms Paris. Also the most sucky school ever.

Damn bro did you hear about how the kid at E.V. Cain stuck his juul up his ass before he got searched

by Urgayer November 22, 2019

Two Chains

Whether bound by chain of iron or gold, one remains nonetheless bound.

I was flossin' my bling yo when some happy motherfucker looks me dead in the eye and says, "I wonder if you understand what these ostentatious restraints around your neck say about you?" It was then that I realized I have allowed this shiny rock, and the ideas associated with and superimposed onto it by others, to define my perspective of true value. I need to step out of Babylon because I've been played my whole life like a yo-yo!

That is when I came to understand the concept of two chains began to prioritize love, wisdom and positivity.

by The Luminous Lion July 3, 2017

cained out

A state of discontentment that primarily arises from excessive amounts of unsuccessful soliciting. Most often expressed in feelings of anger, resentment, depression, or bitterness, “cained out” can also refer to any unresolved emotions that inhibit one from being able to happily or willingly solicit to other people. “Cained” is specifically in reference to the negative attitude and nature possessed by Cain of the Old Testament in the Bible.

Dude 1: Hey man you seem really cained out today. I couldn’t help but see you across the street sitting on the curb crying in agony while we’re supposed to be going door to door doing our fundraiser. Don’t worry, everyone has their bad days and I’m sure things will work out for you eventually.

Dude 2: Easy for you to say, dude. You sold your entire box of candy bars today, Mr. Perfect. I’m sure you have nothing to be cained out about. Well, I guess it’s just too bad that God doesn’t love me.

by G_dawg510 March 1, 2010

Cock-caine

The act of snorting cocaine off of a mans penis

Ex. "You think she's a virgin?!? She told me she wanted to blow some Cock-caine."

by Quentalto February 25, 2011

CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010

Cainunism

Cainunism (keyn - yuh - niz - uhm) – noun

1. A theory or system of economic organization based on a wildly optimistic regard for the fiscal discipline of Congress and the President. Adherence to this theory typically requires the suspension of disbelief concerning the ability of increasing the government’s power to tax, without substantive spending cuts, to actually reduce burdens on taxpayers and to produce economic recovery.

2. The intentional use by politicians of resonant slogans which obfuscate and distract some voters from the otherwise conspicuous absence of thoughtful, realistic or realizable fiscal or monetary plans and policies.

Cainunist (keyn - yuh - nist) - adjective

1. Of, characterized by, favoring or relating to Cainunism; Cainunistic

Origin of Cainunism: term used by informed voters to describe the economic-sounding slogans that originated from the 2012 vanity presidential campaign of Herman Cain (1945 – )

Synonyms for Cainunism: 1. Prevarication, 2. Deception, 2. Cozen, 3. Hucksterism, 4. Hoodwink, 5. Sales Pitch, 6. Razzle Dazzle

Antonyms for Cainunism: 1. Common Sense, 2. Objective Reality, 3. Free Market, 4. Tax Reduction, 5. Economic Liberty, 6. Less Government, 7. Constitutionalism, 8. Ron Paul

Cainunism. In a sentence: “Imagining that a ‘9 - 9 - 9’ percent tax ‘plan’ would not soon be 9.9 - 9.9 - 9.9, then 19 - 19 - 19, and so on, is just more magical Cainunist thinking.”

by itsnotdelivery October 9, 2011