catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)

Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014

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Catch-Up Juice

Introducing Catch-Up Juice – the elixir that transforms you from office square to party legend faster than a "What's a sober Monday?" quip. Catch Up Juice is often an Eastern European clear spirit, probably brought back as a souvenir from a drunken stag weekend. This mystical potion is the secret handshake of the after-work crew, syncing you with their legendary inebriation levels.
Picture this: You're stuck in the office, crunching numbers, while friends indulge in a marathon "Sess". Fear not, Catch Up Juice salvages your party rep. Breeze in after a day of adulting, hoist your Catch-Up Juice, and witness colleagues marvel at your dance moves and laughs at questionable jokes. It's a liquid time machine propelling you to the heart of the evening's shenanigans.
Remember, Catch-Up Juice isn't for the faint of heart – trade sobriety for camaraderie. If on the fringe of the office fiesta, say: "Hit me with the Catch-Up Juice!" Life's too brief to be the sober standout. Cheers to catching up and catching a buzz!

"Gimme a glass of that Catch-Up Juice...I need it"

by Stewster the bear December 27, 2023

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Catch you on the blogotubes

An ironic phrase used as a goodbye. The phrase literally means "I will talk to you on the internet", but intentionally mocks slang terms used to reference the internet such as "the blogosphere" or "the tubes".

(when leaving a room) "Bye guys, catch you on the blogotubes!"

by anonymous1415926535 June 28, 2023

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