Captain Latreen

just a general insult or nickname

heys what's up Captain latreen

by Burgertime April 21, 2003

captain downer

The one who never lets you make out with the guy who just got out of prison, or the hot young meat at the bar.

Sierra Cardwell

by Monet Lance May 13, 2003

Captain Wieman

Originally a Chilean maneuver, this involves using leftover teriyaki sauce as a lubricant while performing a dirty danza, but instead of saying "who's the boss", you make a pouty-lip face and say "me-na-me-na"

Arrrgh, I'd like to pull a captain wieman on that broad (or dude).

by bung luvah January 6, 2005

captain x cap

a condom, a jimmy cap, a cum trap

yo phil my captain X cap rubbed off in yo mama's pussy last night. get that shit back for me!

by jethro jenkins June 16, 2006

captain fluffypants

A phrase defining a woman who is not, so to speak, slim. (see fluffy) Be used as a jokeful insult, or a counter attack in an argument.

Friend's Mom- You threw pudding at the dog!
Daniel- But Casey tried to eat me!
Friend's Mom- Our dog is not supposed to have chocolate!
Daniel- Well SORRY captain fluffypants!

by Da Erikster December 16, 2008

Captain Smudge

Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.

Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!

by Carynmark November 12, 2009

Captain Kelly

A girl with Blonde hair, who laughs weird, and loves pregnant girls named Briannas hair cuts. She also loves both Beccas, and thinks Becca C. is very pretty.

CAPTAIN KELLY (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)

by Becca A November 26, 2010