Bloody Brandon

when brandon calls people out for something and then does it himself no less than 5 seconds later.

brandon: don’t mute because when everybody mutes you all end up leaving

*brandon mutes, then end’s the call*

“bloody brandon.”💅✨

by nobnardxo September 8, 2018

David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground

Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon

by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018

brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her

Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!

by baby_joker September 26, 2017

brandon urie

Istg did u just spell brendon wrong. Get out.

You probably spell panic! At the disco without the exclamation mark.

I love brandon urie the lead singer of panic at the disco.

by Buckaroo 2.0 February 22, 2023

Brandons Mother

Brandon Smiths mother is a MILFF ❤

Brandon's mother has a big batty which makes Brandons mother milf

by Lukeconnolly October 19, 2022

Brandon Soos

Bitch

Brandon soos is a bitch

by The one and only Borat September 11, 2020

Brandon Seeker

A man of many mysteries

Brandon is a Brandon Seeker, what does he do all day?

by SpaceJoker January 26, 2021