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BirkenShots 

Taking a shots of liquor out of the heel of your birkenstocks in celebration of somthing or for recreation.
Dude, Red was fucked up last night, he took like four BirkenShots at the UFC fight party.

Bonkenstein 

A Bonkenstein is a war machine created after the Wankenstein apocalips in 2034 to opose the wanking momsters that have ravaged the Earth after their killler sperm has consumed over 1/3 of the world population and converted the remaining half into other Wankensteins through mind control via killer sperm after comiting anal sex with them. Bonkensteins kill Wankensteins by using a baseball bat made of enchanted wood and steel. They look like humans but with a doge head and are usually 7 feet tall with a very small torso and very long and skinny limbs.
Roma: oh god, the Wankensteins are about to overrun our base and has converted half of our soldiers into Wankensteins with their killer sperm!

Petrova: We're saved! A Bonkenstein has arrived to eradicate the Wankensteins and their devilish spawns!

Bonkenstein: Grrrrr *intensely bonks multiple Wankenstein heads in a single swing*
Bonkenstein by Azelas July 15, 2021
Borden on that Mustache Artist Man shit

broken spacebar 

whenyourspacebardoesntworkandeverywordyoutypejustlookslikeoneword
How to use broken spacebar
You heymyspacebardoesntworksorry
Me k

birkenbrats 

The holy and almighty sandal that the lord papa meags wears on his godlike feet
Papa meags’s birkenbrats are the most elite footwear ever designed
birkenbrats by anonymous August 4, 2021

barkenhagen

I love mr barkenhagen
barkenhagen by Yeperson September 3, 2021