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Bloody Jump Start

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.
Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”
by The Door Dude June 10, 2024
mugGet the Bloody Jump Startmug.

bloody prune

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.
by panda ass April 24, 2014
mugGet the bloody prunemug.

Bloody Hairy

The act of dipping bloody swollen hemorroidal tissue into a sexual partners mouth.

similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"
Last night was just dreamy, Randy gave me my first Bloody Hairy and it was more than I ever imagined it would be, better than a Hot Carl and Cleveland Steamer combined!
by Filthyrichie March 28, 2013
mugGet the Bloody Hairymug.

Bloody your knees

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.
Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.
by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024
mugGet the Bloody your kneesmug.

Bloody Hell

When your filipenio freind learns english with a britsih accent and uses bloody hell as a curse word in america.
Freind- "Bloody Hell m8 your such a wankEr"
Me- "Girl what?"
by myfuckingTOEEEEEEE January 21, 2020
mugGet the Bloody Hellmug.

bloody meatballs

After you have primal ball-slapping sex with your girlfriend, your balls start to look like a bloody bruised sack, resembling a pair of bloody meatballs.
After last night, I had a pair of bloody meatballs.
by MLGBetiJi January 6, 2017
mugGet the bloody meatballsmug.

the bloody blunderbust

put shards of glass in a mans erect dick, use a sounding rod till he ejaculates
friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*
by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022
mugGet the the bloody blunderbustmug.

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