When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.
Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”
Bro: “shocking.”
by The Door Dude June 10, 2024

by panda ass April 24, 2014

The act of dipping bloody swollen hemorroidal tissue into a sexual partners mouth.
similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"
similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"
Last night was just dreamy, Randy gave me my first Bloody Hairy and it was more than I ever imagined it would be, better than a Hot Carl and Cleveland Steamer combined!
by Filthyrichie March 28, 2013

Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.
by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024

When your filipenio freind learns english with a britsih accent and uses bloody hell as a curse word in america.
by myfuckingTOEEEEEEE January 21, 2020

After you have primal ball-slapping sex with your girlfriend, your balls start to look like a bloody bruised sack, resembling a pair of bloody meatballs.
by MLGBetiJi January 6, 2017

friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*
by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022
