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Blind date Butler

a term you use when someone picks you up or drops you off so you can go on a date/hook up
Him - wow you got to the restaurant early
Me- yeah thanks to my blind date butler
by Sexykittyluvr445 January 28, 2025
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Photoshop blindness

The inability to notice that badly photoshopped images have been altered. Often combined with a strong belief that it's real, while ignoring or being in denial of anyone pointing out obvious signs of alteration.
"This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."
"No dude, those tits are totally real. They look just like my ex girlfriend's."
"You must have photoshop blindness if you can't see that this is shopped."
by Quantumloaf May 28, 2017
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Blind-beaming

The act of pissing in the dark with no intention of getting it in the toilet bowl
“Great the lights not working guess it’s time for some blind-beaming
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
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the blind factory

A bunch of drunk people, comes from the slang word "blind" meaning drunk
Person 1: Can't wait to go to the bar
Person 2: Yeah, it's gonna be the blind factory out there, so many drinks
by Smurkio August 25, 2024
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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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Blind Hyper

In Game Leader of the professional e-sports PUBG Mobile team "BLIND" who also won the PMCO 2020 and 2021. Uses the 5 finger claw method including the Gyroscope and have achieved Conqueror rank 14 times in a row. A very intelligent, young player who has high potential to this platform. It is claimed that this young role model of thousands earns approximately 3 figures of USD/ month. A person who did 2 charity streams in year 2020 and 2021 to support 2 Young minds suffering from spinal muscular atrophy in South India.
Blind Hyper will always be a role model to PUBG mobile gamers
by Blind Psycho December 10, 2021
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