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Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.
George had practical blindness for summer reading.
by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012
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Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.
While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.
by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025
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direction blind

Does a direction which is the opposite of a direction a superior says to you.
John was direction blind in the royal navy where he was told to turn left but he turned right
by Shadow Jr. November 8, 2020
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Toke blind

When you smoke so much pot you lose your vision
Yeo bro im sending you a voice note right now because i cant see enough to text you since i smoked a fat bowl and im toke blind
by Diwiebfkwlfh July 13, 2025
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Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.
Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021
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Blind Antelope

Q. Mum , what was my fathers name ?

A. Blind Antelope
by Billericay Dickie October 24, 2020
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