Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015

Siberian snow blanket

Used as an adjective or noun. Known as a Three River distilled cocktail or legitimate sex move when a female "throws you on topaher with immediate thrusts and force"

Merv made my lady a Siberian snow blanket and later that night she made me a Siberian snow blanket

by Jmoney63 October 9, 2017

Pig in a blanket

When someone wraps themselves in a blanket and fills it with farts.

I feel like Gavin is huffing his farts right now. He’s doing the pig in a blanket.

by CheesyToes36 July 14, 2020

Cheetos Throw Blanket

The act of throwing collected Cheetos dust on a blanket and 2 people roll around in it. They then proceed to lick it all off while still on the blanket.

“It took a long time to finish doing a Cheetos Throw Blanket”

by Delaginger February 25, 2021

Miggs in a Blanket

Taylor Ham (pork roll) and peanut butter on a kaiser roll.

That fat f*** ordered ham and peanut butter for breakfast, he calls it Miggs in a Blanket.

by anonymous August 17, 2021

Pig in a blanket

An undercover cop

Let’s bounce, I’m pretty sure there’s a pig in a blanket here.

by Bridget Awesome December 25, 2021

well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick

So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!

by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016