A case of River Knee is when you get severely burned to the point where your knee skin melts. You can have river hands and arms and legs also.
Jeff fell into the bonfire and stood up and had a bad case of river knee as his skin was dripping of his knee.
by Yarpling July 21, 2020

Turns out a racist mascot is okay as long as it is sufficiently gangster. In a desperate ploy to sell more gear, the Washington Redskins are changing their name to the Washington "East River Skins," using the Native American gang's tag as their new logo. "If the Raiders can hype off a bad boy image, so can we!" the team's publicist announced, proudly displaying the new self-administered "NTL" prison tattoo on his knuckles. "Yo chief," he went on to say for no apparent reason.
by Winona Nelson November 11, 2018

To go with the flow.
by NightGod4514 January 8, 2019

i love how river is so nice
by borang August 8, 2022

by Sullysbirds October 23, 2019

by Die in a river September 7, 2021

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
