im goin barnacles

When you pop your shit and the hoes are not, perchance, ready

"It's the way I pop my shit, the hoes not ready, im goin barnacles" - Carti

by Real_Bajesh March 7, 2024

Quest for Barnacles

When you’re intensely high on weed and you are searching for the grubbiest junk food out of boredom. The food is usually dry or crunchy but is the last resort to satisfy your poor broke bitch ass. End result is usually magically satisfying in return, because of the perpetual munchies

Ugh there’s nothing to eat I’m on a quest for barnacles.

by Jet9926oooo July 22, 2024

Feeding the barn

A secret word meaning sex

"you guys I just fed the barn last night"
"guess what I'm doing tonight I'm feeding the barn tonight!"

by @gingerfox078 January 30, 2025

Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.

My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025

Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.

My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025

He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).

Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

by RakingUpTheLeaves January 4, 2019