Skip to main content

England Band

Load of wankers who blow things
Ooh ah, ooh ahh ahh, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
mugGet the England Band mug.

baked

Cooked in an oven. Let's forget the drugs for a moment, shall we?
by pridenpredjudice October 31, 2011
mugGet the baked mug.

baked salmon

When a girls twat is burnt from tanning in the buff
Man I hooked up with Sarah, but she had baked salmon like a motherfucker, she was burnt to a crisp.
by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004
mugGet the baked salmon mug.

Band Kid

Wow that Austin Ryan Smith fella is a band kid!!! He says “boii what are thoossee!?!? Respect the drip Karen oh it’s t pose Tuesday!!! Keanu reeves chungus!!!!
by Seattleboy54 May 27, 2020
mugGet the Band Kid mug.

Rock Band

A game closely resembling Guitar Hero, released for a variety of systems, most famously Xbox and PS2, which uses controllers shaped like guitars, drums and a microphone.

The game is fun for everyone, but seems to be designed so that actual musicians suck at it. The only places where actual musicians prevail is the expert level on vocals and drums, which, unlike the bass and guitar parts, are quite realistic.

Sometimes, groups of morons will actually come to believe they really can play guitar when they manage "Through Fire and Flames" on expert difficulty. However, this is a rare instance for two reasons. One is that that task is damn near impossible. Two is that most people with an IQ sufficient to play the game are too smart to have that happen to them.

Fortunately, there is a happy medium in both musicians and gamers who can just enjoy it instead of turning it into a retarded debate.
by Al Golston November 5, 2011
mugGet the Rock Band mug.

Kaneland Band

Known for playing all star and fighting with their instruments. All the precautions are a cult of Shrek. Most of them are emos that give zero fucks about the world. Most of the people there were forced by their parents because they have no fucking will.
Is it possible for the Kaneland Band to not stay until 3:00?
by Biggest oof October 30, 2018
mugGet the Kaneland Band mug.

Gods favorite band

Green Day. God's favorite band. God will clear up skies to see his favorite band play.
"Why aren't there any clouds in the sky Tre?"

"Because God wants to see his favorite band play!"

"What is Gods favorite band?"

"Green Day!"
by GI.Joe July 12, 2017
mugGet the Gods favorite band mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email