a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
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his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
by Sexydimma January 15, 2013
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Get the nasty balloons mug.Is when a man with an uncurcumcised penis pulls his foreskin to the top of his penis to shape a little area to store urine and or semen, usually filling the area up with urine, until it eventually bursts like a water balloon
Man 1: Yea man I tried that water ballooning thing you told me about and got piss all over my sink
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The porn stars' anus was gaping so bad that they had butthole balloonanitis.
Dude, you might want to go to a doctor because your butthole balloonanitis looks like your whole rectum is falling out!
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