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Mystic bong

A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut
Hey babe want some of my mystic bong
by Mr.munt April 15, 2024
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Bong Immunity

When a water pipe is in the possession of a person, thus entitling them to a status in which they may not be physically touched by other person(s) in the room.
Timmy: I'm going to give you some pats, maybe a scoop-dunk?

Allie: Sorry, not this time, I've got Bong Immunity!
by All900koroks August 24, 2021
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Doodle Bong

When you drill a hole from the urethra to the asshole and use the asshole as a cone piece and the urethra as the bong
I found this homeless bloke passed out last night so I turned him into a doodle bong
by trippy dippy September 8, 2025
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Shory Bong

Doing a beer bong on a balcony
Bob shory bonged on the fratporch.
by GB1817 January 30, 2017
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Beaufort Bong Rip

When you hit a milky bong rip and blow it up a girls ass and then she farts it back in your face.
Dude Becky’s a freak. She let me hit a Beaufort Bong Rip last night in her mom’s basement.
by Bigdawg44 June 27, 2025
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bong cheeks

A persons cheeks that are sunkin in due to excessive marijuana use
You really need to stop smoking man you got some serious bong cheeks goin on there!
by undar8d January 30, 2018
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Bing Bong

Racial slur referring to black people in New York, equivalent to the N word.
Sorry I'm not giving an example, I'm not racist. Bing bong
by Everyone with knowledge December 29, 2021
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