Bestestest Fwend

Noun. The friend you you can turn to when times are shitty. Your bestestest fwend may hate you for your horrible spelling, but hey, its pretty cute. This friend is more than a best frend; they are you bestestest fwend. It is important to know that there is a difference between a best friend and a bestestest fwend. Your bestestest fwend may hate you at times, but it will always work out, because you guys are bestestest fwends.

Bestestest Fwend #1- So yeah, this girl i like wants to be my only best friend....
Bestestest Fwend #2- Noooooooo! What'd you say?!?
Bestestest Fwend #1- I said ok to her...
Bestestest Fwend #2-(crying)
Bestestest Fwend #1-....i told her that she can be my only best friend. But YOU are my bestestest fwend. There's a difference.
Bestestest Fwend #2- You told her that?

Bestestest Fwend #1- Yeah...
Bestestest Fwend #2- OMG, i love you!

Bestestest Fwend by bestestestfwend1 October 12, 2011

Bestie 

A bestie is someone you're very close to and you share a deep passion with. Besties tell each other everything and do not have any romantic relationships with each other. Some besties even have a hand shake and all besties have many inside jokes. Besties are often of opposite genders.

Person 1: Who's your bestie?
Person 2: You wouldn't know him he goes to blueberry school.

Bestie by Kammi123 March 6, 2013

Gay Best Friendzone 

When a girl treats a guy as a gay best friend instead of like a man: taking him shopping, talking about feelings, and doing other totally gay things with no intentions of dating him.

"Why is Mike going shopping with her today?"
"Dude, he is so gay best friendzoned"

Gay Best Friendzone by spidey801 May 17, 2014

yiran best girl 

the cutest and most adorable girl you'll ever meet 🥺 she's so funny and amazing :( literally has the best humour and music taste asf, the prettiest voice and chubbiest dumpling cheeks that make her 10x more prettier. if you ever meet her make sure to never let her go, she's one of a kind 😏

yiran best girl asf 💗

yiran best girl by sunny ♥︎ June 12, 2020

your best american girl 

A song by our one and only goddess mitski that white people need to keep their hands off.

"I relate to your best American girl by mitski"
"Rebeca you're white you ARE the best American girl stop trying to be included in everything"

your best american girl by justmark April 18, 2021

Next best thing syndrome

This is someone ,male or female,who claim to be in a relationship with only you ,but keeps you hidden from others. They do this is order to still appear single ,so they can continue to be sneaky on social media and dating sites. They will tell you they are a private person in order to not acknowledge your relationship with them publicly. You will never meet their family or friends .In reality, they are hiding multiple relationships with the opposite sex online .
These afflicted with this syndrome are usually a narcissist ,who tends to be loud , attention seeking, sneaky,and constantly plays the victim role to gain your sympathy . They are also selfish, entitled, and always thirsty for compliments and praise from multiple people in order to feed their fragile ego.
When you get suspicious and confront them about their behavior ,they will gas light you.
They will double down on the lies ,even after you present evidence of screen shots of said lies. They will move onto the next best thing, because they sense you are pulling away from them . Once you end the relationship ,they will quickly , generally within days , go public with the next best thing, in order to get one last dig in.

I thought Steve was such a great guy ,until I discovered he suffers from the next best thing syndrome .

Next best thing syndrome by SassyMam03 March 14, 2022

the fuckin best 

someone that is more than just good or great. they are the fucking best.

shalina is the fuckin best

the fuckin best by MG crew November 26, 2009