August 14

National send nudes to a friend day. The day your are obliged to send a friend who gets none at least one nude selfie

"Hey you know its august 14th right!"
"Heres to my friend who gets no bitches u incel"

by Hyperduckling August 14, 2021

August 18

the birthday of hairy people

Wahhhhhh look at that hairy man, bet he waas born on august 18.

by noneofyourbuisness:P October 13, 2011

August 2nd

National Leslie day.

If you have a girlfriend named leslie that is totally radddddd then it’s her day♥️

August 2nd? Omg that’s leslie day

by NotLamar101 August 1, 2019

August 18

People born on this day are EVIL!!!!! DONT TRUST ANYONE BORN ON AUGUST 18!!!!!

No wonder Emma was born on August 18th

by wechg girl January 11, 2020

August 29th

People born on this day are stupid

Person 1: Where's America?
Person 2: On the map.. What do you mean '' Where's America''?
Person 1: You must be born on August 29th
Person 2: Yeah! How did you know!!

by Memezmemezmemez December 14, 2019

18th august

National virgins day

She was born on the 18th august

by Duffle jdjdjdhxh September 29, 2020

August 28th

National Fuck Your Ex Day

Girl- hey, I want to fuck you but worried about catching feelings

Ex- don’t worry, it’s August 28th, National fuck an ex day. No strings attached

Girl- you better cum over then

by Horse0332 August 25, 2021