Sparsely-arsely

The arse man's 'strictly-dickly.'

I'm sparsely-arsely - tits aren't my thing.

by Captain Croke August 22, 2018

kiss-arse

The name given to someone who sucks the farts out of other people’s arse to gain friends, or acting the victim in every situation to stop from said shepherds to still love their sheep

J: “I am the victim, S and L, I just wanted some friends! I am shit at fortnite, please be my friends although we have nothing in common and I am a solid 4 kiss-arse whereas you are 10’s!”
S: “ok”
L: “ok”

by megaweirdo January 22, 2019

arse waft

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.

Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.

by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019

Arse

A "school appropriate" usage of the word I think we all know *wink wink*

Ah god damn yeh hairy Arsehole

by unoriginalmemist June 5, 2018

Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair

“You’ve got arse beans”

by Conmcsweeney November 6, 2019

Mystery arse

One with the smelly hole

Lucas you’ve some mystery arse

by Erniefella December 2, 2019

Mystery arse

Only used as a last resort when you have no come back

Shup you ya big smell
Response: You’re nun but a mystery arse

by Ernestas starch December 2, 2019