the sphinkter is irritated and inflamed from the remnants of popcorn kernels that have been expelled through the shit gash
by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003
Get the crazy popcorn anus mug.Insult, generally aimed at people who can't get the picture (usually used by teachers towards their chav pupils)
by Jimbob April 17, 2004
Get the anus apple mug.Man, did you see Ty during happy hour today? He was squirming around in his bar seat. Him and Rachel the bartender must have gone Famous Anus last night.
by mooseshadows December 19, 2012
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Get the anus pusbubble mug.by my pussyslayer March 10, 2017
Get the angus mug.When the likeness of a whole roast pig is painted on someone's body in such a way that their anus acts as the rosy red apple wedged in said pig's mouth.
Rob asked me to do a joint costume for Halloween this year. I wanted to be a hula girl, so he went as apple anus. The party was great until someone stabbed him. He was delicious.
by happybirthdayXXX January 19, 2009
Get the apple anus mug.warning this should only be attempted by hardcore christians. this involves taking a stake in the shape of the cross and wrapping it in barbed wire. You then take a replica light saber (courtesy of star wars) and wrap it with the same razor wire used to wrap the stake. The stake is then inserted into the girls ass well chanting ABRA CODABRA and some other crazy hymns. You then take the light saber and insert it into a bible. You then take the bible and insert the entire concoction into the girls open honey pot until only the end of the lightsaber can be seen. take the end of the light saber and begin spining it making the razor wire rip apart the pages of the bible leaving some holy shit inside her uterus. the remove the stake and pray. usually followed by the little brother. the barbed-anus
by 100%naturalflava November 19, 2006
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