Alaskan Thunderfuck

A secret word used to identify when a friend is holding and wants to smoke weed.

Dude i heard bill has the alaskan thunderfuck, we should go hit him up

by samithyl3itch August 4, 2009

Alaska Young

One of John Green's mythological creatures. Written by any other author, she would have been unforgettable. Instead she is used in a context where a wimpy kid falls for the pixie dream girl (Alaska Young), who feels sorry for herself, is not constant in character, is shallow in terms of complexity, is self-destructive but in a really lame way and is "mysterious", though the mystery is taken away when she states that the whole point is that they don't know her. She tries too hard to be adventurous, impulsive, bad ass and instead fails miserably. Alaska Young is a hero to John Green's fans, who only wish they could date a pixie dream girl but are content with fantasizing about her along with 35 year old author, who repeats the same characteristics in every goddamn piece of shit book he writes. And no, even though he does it over and over again in other books, the pixie dream girl doesn't get deeper or more realistic. John Green obviously mirrors a high school crush and a sexual fantasy of a girl who never gave him the time of day.

Nerdfighter: OMG, I want to be just like Alaska Young!! omg you're a genius!
John Green: I know. I'm sure that the girl I based her on is now wanting to get it on with me because I have money...
Pfff No.

by bellatrixlestrangeblack April 26, 2013

Alaskan Transfer

see Manhattan transfer, but with ice cubes instead of feces.

O shit that stuff is cold, what do u call it

Thats an Alaskan transfer buddy

by Dirt March 29, 2004

Alaskan Throwrug

The act of ejaculating on a female's back and throwing your pre-shaved pubic hairs on the semen causing them to stick.

"you're up bro, but to warn ya, I gave her the Alaskan Throwrug."
"you asshole! you always ruin the train."

by jakeisahomo February 20, 2010

alaskan pipline

Why would u look this up u sicko

I wanna try an alaskan pipline with my other

by Frosting September 4, 2016

Alaskan Avalanche

Right as you are about to seamen in your girlfriend's hairy vagina, pull your dick out and cum in her bush. This will create a model of an avalanche.

Last night, while i was banging Sherry, i totally gave her a gnarly Alaskan Avalanche.

by CuntMonster69 May 25, 2010

alaskan whitefish

When one person freezes water in the shape of a cylinder then proceeds to use it as a dildo. They leave the ice inside of themselves until it melts. They then collect the mixture of water and juices in a container. Finally they leave the concoction on a table for someone else to drink.

Guy 1- "Hey bro just left an Alaskan Whitefish on that table over there"

Guy 2- "If that guy over there drinks that shit I'll give you 20 bucks"

Guy 3 walks over to table examines water and proceeds to drink.

Guy 1- "Where's my 20 bucks?"

by TheOneToRuleThemAll January 31, 2014