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Alabama

A U.S. state that neighbors the relative economic giants of Florida, Georgia, and Tennessee, as well as fellow failure state, Mississippi.

The state has two main football teams that matter to nobody outside of the state. These are not real football teams, they are college ones. NFL teams are generally reserved for states with actual cities. Ironically, many Auburn/Alabama fans did not graduate high school, and view college students as "queers".

The native dress is Overalls (no shirt) for men, and oversized faded Looney Tunes t-shirts and purple sweatpants for women. The native cuisine is Skoal and Makers Mark.

They typically love to talk about "Southern Hospitality", and it is generally true... unless you are gay or not Baptist. In this case, you're better off going to more hospitable places like Beirut or Haiti.

Politically, the state is very conservative. It went for McCain/Palin in 2008, because Jesus was not on the ballot that year. They approved a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage and civil unions in 2006 with 81 percent of the population voting to preserve "traditional marriage" in the state. Traditional marriage in Alabama is defined as a union between one man and his sister/pretty female cousin.

The fertility rate in Alabama is one of the highest in the third world. Most common names for children are Cooter, Cletus, and Skeeter for boys. For girls the most common names are Jolene, Angel, and Starla.
Bill: I am from Alabama.

Ted: I'm sorry.
by Flick507 June 2, 2011
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alabama crimson tide

More National Championships than any other College football team (13 time champions) also had the greatest coach of all times Paul'Bear'Bryant
Hey Nigger, who is the most Dominant team in SEC History! Sir,That would be Alabama Crimson Tide, Master!
by RollTideRoll July 29, 2003
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alabama dick punch

A can of pabst blue ribbon beer. Preferably a 16oz. can.
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Alabama Latte

Another, more recent introduction to the ever popular "Alabama" line of beverages. To make it, a person (usually a woman) expels diarrhea, and then adds an equal amount of her own breast milk to the mixture, and blends until smooth. It is generally more tolerable to drink than the hot chocolate or iced tea of the "Alabama" variety (due to the addition of breast milk).
I was unable to properly enjoy that Alabama Hot Chocolate, this Alabama Latte is definitely more my taste.
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Alabama pudding pop

The act of having anal sex and then getting a blow job immediately after.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new, so I gave her an Alabama pudding pop.
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Alabama

Aka yeehaw county. If you live in Alabama, you’re probably fucking your cousin
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Person 2: stop we’re cousins
Person 1: but we live in Alabama

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Aahana

Aahana is intelligent. Knows who she is. A fun person to be around with. Probably the one who has watched most of the netflix shows out there. Very open-minded gets what she desires. Confident and outspoken. A crazy Girl and a great friend. Has her own way of entertainmenting others and herself. Unique personality :)
Human 1 - Any idea who is gonna be the next CEO of netflix?
Human 2 - Most likely Aahana
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