A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.
"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
by Conman140069 January 06, 2010
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1. A popular Nigerian phrase (in Pidgin English) that implies that 'ugly' people cannot be loved by anybody other than their mothers, based on the belief that mothers generally love their kids regardless.

2. May have originated from the English saying, "a face only a mother could love"
by Grumpy Ned February 09, 2021
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When Apink's Eunji was singing MAMAMOO's song, "Piano Man". She tried to sing the iconic part "We are MAMAMOO" but she remembered she was from Apink and instead she sang "I am Apink".
"I love Eunji's "We are MAMAMOO! Oh... I am Apink~" is just so cute"
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why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books
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A new tie I am wearing

What is said when a man doesn't have any balls, a final admitance of conformity.
"I don't have any nuts, but look, it's a new tie I am wearing?"
by Varris August 29, 2003
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I am broke. I have no bones!

This expression can be used to tell that someone has no money. I am broke there means that there's no money. I have no bones means that there's also no money. Bones means money in American Slang.
by Nabeel, January 15, 2008
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