A truly horrid place. The most corrupt people are given most of the power. We have the most corrupt court system in the country. Our police officers are akin to the mafia. A place where people will tolerate any kind of anti-social behavior as long as you say praise the lord. Theese same poor people are duped into voting for republicans, simply because they say I love Jesus, or I am a deacon in the church. Yet theese are the same people living high on the hog while the masses toil in poverty. I ask you Alabama is that what your religion is? Feeding off the powerless. The government officials are loathe to improve our schools for that very reason. That people will not buy the lies they are selling. I'm tired of hearing about polite southerners also. Most of them are so pig headed and rude they are intolerable. Outsiders look out we got no need for change here!
by dissedent August 19, 2006
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A horrible college in the middle of Alabama; known for their constant beatings by crappy teams like Miss St. and Florida (who cares about them?).
Dude, did you hear about Alabama getting smacked around by Arkansas? Man, I bet even Virginia Tech could beat them!
by Shuizzle December 16, 2003
Get the University of Alabama mug.Chelsea is a small suburb of Birmingham, AL. Not many people know about it if they don't go to Harpersville a lot. The only places to hang out are the many fast food establishments, and the Wal-Mart. Nothing besides the Whataburger stays open past ten. PARTY HARD. There is nothing fun to do in Chelsea. You have to drive to Inverness before you ever find anything to do. Every teenage girl in Chelsea High School is pregnant, or has been pregnant before. That school is full of skanks and hoes. Everybody that lives in Chelsea hates it. Everybody that lives away from it thinks it's a nice town. People that live in the town must have gotten their license at Wal-Mart, because they can't drive. Everyone is either a redneck, or a "scene kid". Either way, you want to kill all of them.
Person 1: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.
by CLOVERRRR August 13, 2012
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Get the karma akabane mug.Alabama is one of the greatest states in the nation. I don't care what all you Bama haters out there say, the only steryotype down here that's true is the one about our love of football. AND WE'RE ALL PROUD OF IT! So i dont give a flying crap about what you friggin' YANKEES say. Sure, we may have some rednecks, but we're proud of that too. No racism, and some of the greatest food you will ever eat. I end on this note................ROLL TIDE!!!!!
by benmomicboa March 20, 2009
Get the Alabama mug.A street paving (flattening) vehicle that is only found: west of Georgia, north of Flordia, East of Mississippi, and south of Tennessee
Bill Bob: Lookit Huck, there goes one of them dag-gone Alabama Steamrollers comin' on down the road.
Huck: Dangit Bill Bob, we live in a trailer off of the highway, a'course its a'comin' down the road.
Bill Bob: Get my gun, I see a possum.
Huck: Dangit Bill Bob, we live in a trailer off of the highway, a'course its a'comin' down the road.
Bill Bob: Get my gun, I see a possum.
by Redneck Kyle January 16, 2006
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