V-tech

Why foreigners and 15 year old kids (and slow people) thinks Hondas are fast... When in all reality they are a slow poor excuse for a car and V-tech is nothing more than variable valve displacement.

15 year old kid -"Wow that whip is fast"

Slow person - "yeah it had v-tech"

Person with common sense - "No it's actually not fast and gets good mpg because of v-tech, if you wanted fast should have bought American"

by Hendobp March 28, 2016

TECH TUESDAY

The last Tuesday of every month wear you wear a Nike tech

Omg Chris look so sexy this tech Tuesday

by Kha billz January 25, 2022

Pathfinder Tech

A vocational school in Palmer MA that you will regret going to. Stay away from culinary. You've been warned.

'I was thinking about applying to Pathfinder Tech'

'Pathfinder is hellish'

by regular-dude July 28, 2023

Shoma Tech

To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.

One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.

Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”

by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025

masku tech

Strategy in Tekken 8 pioneered by TheMainManSWE. Refers to ending a combo with Right Splits Kick (f+4) on Kazuya and using a Devil's Steel Petal (f,f+4) on the grounded opponent. The Steel Petal is not guaranteed, but is beaten by only one wake up option (quick rise). In any other case, the hit either connects with the grounded opponent, resulting in total damage higher than guaranteed combo enders, or counter hit launches them into another combo if they try to get up and interrupt. In the case of grounded hit, it will also flip the opponent on the ground and set up for Mishima Wavedash 50/50 Mix-Up "Okizeme".

This term can be used to refer to tech pioneered by TheMainManSWE in general, as there have been previous masku techs in previous Tekken games, but above is the most relevant usage of the term today.

TheMainManSWE: "Okay chat, this guy doesn't know the masku tech, this round should be over"
*lands masku tech*
Chat: "MASKU"
Chat: "EZ"
Chat: "LMAO"
Chat: "GG"

by DRFTR_0 February 12, 2024

Lag Tech

The method in which a person uses their horrible internet to perform feats on video games that were never thought possible.

Wow Luke did you just make a new lag tech.

by Quantum energy August 27, 2025

baba tech

It s the persian name. It s means that the father of technology.

You can use in the end of conversation.
You are the best programmer. oh Baba Tech

by Shaabi May 1, 2021