white shirt effect

n. the principle by which any man automatically achieves a high state of attractiveness when clothed in a white shirt, preferably a button down.

see examples of the white shirt effect at whiteshirteffect.tumblr.com

by taleasoldastime September 6, 2013

Trash shirt

Basically any shirt a man owns that he wouldn't go on a date in. A t-shirt used for sleeping, going to the liquor store, or hanging around the house in.

"Hey that Laker game is on right now, wanna head to the pub"?

"Nah, my lady has me doing house chores, and I'm still in my trash shirt form yesterday".

And/or

"the doorbell. Hand me that trash shirt.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2010

macchiato-shirt

an outfit formed of 2 pieces of clothes: sleeve T-shirt underneath a sleeveless shirt that you wear when the wheather is ok "not cold, not hot"

Peter: who's that jackass with a macchiato-shirt standing next to ur house ?
Linda : ah yeah, I forget to tell u he's my new bf

Peter: Ok then

by quantuman April 16, 2010

get your t-shirt

for a male to masturbate

Dude, did you just get your t-shirt? Yeah bro, it was mad chill. ; Yo where were you? I was gettin my t-shirt. ; Yo, I heard you get your t-shirt everyday.

by mr_kurry March 17, 2010

Shirt-Tugger

If you are the designated driver or designated walker, a person who always complains to go with you to a party and always wants to leave a party early knowing you're responsible for taking them home. They are the type to act reckless at parties and force you to be the ones to watch over them
See gamekiller

Named after what small children do to their mothers when they are being whiny brats

Text from Dawn: alright so what's the plan for tonight
Text from Dawn: If you're going to Ron's party let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm ready, so if you're ready, let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm 5 minutes away from your house
Text from Dawn: I'm at your door
Text from Me: You're such a shirt-tugger

Dawn: Can we go?
Me: Fuck no. We just got here. Quit tuggin my shirt

by Uncleruck April 26, 2008

chambray shirt

A button up denim shirt that is quintessential in any basic bitch's wardrobe

That chambray shirt looks great w your MK bag

by Baz June 12, 2016

Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly

Although a rational man such as Phill is unlikely to fall for superstitions, his dedication to BL5 and the effort that he has put into improving it might cause an anomaly to occur. This anomaly might cause unreasonable amount of downtimes and seemingly impossible situations where there can only be one possible reason... Someone has the Hawaiian shirt on.

Carlos: Wears the Hawaiian shirt to the office once.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.

by Carlos_Tesla July 17, 2024