side bitch contract

The side bitch contract states : The side bitch will have no contact with the "main" (wife, girlfriend etc...) you will not complain on February 14th about a fucking card or candy (you're a side bitch, you get dick...that's it!!) NO feelings shall become of the adventures of the male/female parties involved. As a side bitch, you must respect the hours of "calling" and return texts ASAP.
Guy : You remember the terms of the side bitch contract, right??

Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!
by supernovaRED July 13, 2014
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weird side of youtube

an unoriginal phrase that describes the part of youtube where all the videos/video suggestions are strange,meaningless and usuall y kindof gross there will usually be a top comment that says "looks like I crossed over to the weird side up youtube" with like 50 thumbs up.
I started off watching niggahigga and ended up watching worlds largest zit, I need to stop crossing over to the weird side of youtube.
by qwertty92837373 November 22, 2011
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bombastic side eye

it's just another trend on TikTok that little girls think funny to do they look at you in a weird way and say "bombastic side eye and criminal offence side eye".
that one girl in your class "bombastic side eye"
you"bit shut the hell up"
by a random guy April 13, 2023
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side job

The act of watching porn and giving the person next to you a hand job
Me and Dylan gave each other side jobs yesterday
by funking re-re May 01, 2014
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Side Track

She wants to be his wife, but all she can hope for is to be his side track.
by Bogey Yogi April 13, 2018
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side chick

The wife’s taking the kids to drop them off at band camp and I’m going to drop by and see my side chick.
by Whateva4150 March 13, 2020
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