Jew Oven

A rather less-than-deviant sex move. When your having sex with someone and you shove them in an oven!
(don't try this at home)

Hitler: I'm charged with murder because I gave my girlfriend a jew oven.

by Gunmaster45 May 3, 2008

jew fish

giant sea bass ( check um out @ sea world in california )

Hay babe U want go boil heights and look for jew fish?

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

jew candy

The type of candy you don't want to get when trick or treating. The type of candy they only sell in bag form for Halloween.

Hey Butters! Don't go to the Smithstiens they are giving realy bad jew candy this year.

by Jazy84 November 15, 2007

Jew Collar

A neck brace. Used by sew happy melo-dramatic American scumbags that try to take advantage of every angle they encounter. The "Jew" part is significant because they are widely known for their ability to take advantage of any monetary situation they can at everyone else’s expense.

(After a very minor car accident)
Driver 1: Since there is only very minor damage, let’s not go thru the insurance company on this...
Driver 2: Owwww my neck!
Driver 2's spouse: (Whispers) Don't forget the neck brace when we take this guy to the cleaners (court)
Driver 1 After they arrive in court: Oh take that damn jew collar off, you and I both know you couldn't have possibly been injured.

by John Bell III May 6, 2008

pineapple jew

A pineapple jew is a native term to Hawaiians used to describe fruity people of Judaism.

When we were in Hawaii, my buddy's friend Dave would not stop hitting on me at the synagogue. He's definitely a pineapple jew.

by Politically Irrelevant September 20, 2014

Jew Cream

A religion created for no good reason but did good. It has a pope and a bishop they love slavery. They love to smoke the bong and make Jewish ice cream.

Jacwin ' what religion should I join?'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Jew cream of course'
Jacwin ' I like to smoke the bong'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Same here bud'

by Pope Urban Sam Wise The 1st February 12, 2017

jew water

Another word for Mtn Dew

Yoo lets get lit and drink some jew water

by Young yamin March 31, 2017