When a woman has had tons of sex vaginally and anally, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an iLady) get stretched out considerably. A stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.
"I slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that I was even inside her!! Talk about a stretchy 8 - after several kids and apparently tons of sex, her shit was loose as a goose!! She needs a vaginal rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! Damn!!
by wildcatavm2 September 2, 2011
Get the Stretchy 8mug. by Higashikata Josuke August 17, 2018
Get the 8==D~({})mug. by Banana_Milkshake November 8, 2019
Get the November 8mug. Mia: see u later ! 8=D
Tay: omg a willy !!!!
Mia: omg get with it, its a smiley face
Tay: oh, omg i’m so embarrassed (turned into a loser)
Tay: omg a willy !!!!
Mia: omg get with it, its a smiley face
Tay: oh, omg i’m so embarrassed (turned into a loser)
by mimirocksxx March 25, 2019
Get the 8=Dmug. by Kuken123 November 7, 2019
Get the November 8mug. by Steve2873 September 2, 2022
Get the October 8mug. This person is mostly stubborn. They think every girl/ guy that talks to them is obsessed with them( only if the feeling is not mutual) they are the nicest/ sweetest person you’ll meet out there but never tell them your feelings. THEY ARE ALSO FUNNY!! They love memes.
Me: hey I think I have a crush on you
May 8:
I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.
*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji
May 8: are you flirting with me right now
you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever
May 8:
I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.
*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji
May 8: are you flirting with me right now
you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever
by anonymous June 9, 2021
Get the May 8mug.