cock test

Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’

A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.

by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023

Perfect cock

8 inches of Jason Bonham.

I was on top of his perfect cock and couldn't stop coming.

by Daddyskitten86 February 27, 2022

cock pocket

A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.

The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.

by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011

Car cock

A person who is only a dick when they're driving

David why are you being a car cock??

by Bust a move hunny October 23, 2016

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

Iranian Rial Cock

The number of United States Dollars 1 Iranian Rial is equal to in inches.
For example, at the time of making this, 1 Iranian Rial is equal to 0.000024 USD, which means that the cock is 0.000024 inches.

Aock: i have depression
Kael: stfu your name is Aock you have the Iranian Rial Cock

by æaææææ December 22, 2023

Cock

A male bird.

stop searching up cock you dirty shit

by Atretochoana May 31, 2021