Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)

Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys

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Cock Mongler

a word used to describe african amercan specimens with large bulbous penises

have you seen geoffrey recently?

yeah hes a cock mongler

by Wannabe Black June 13, 2017

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someone who loves something so much that they defend everything about it and try to make it seem better, alternative to dick rider

"shut the fuck up Timmy you cock mongler, the holocaust will always be a fucking abysmal tragedy!"

by Upright Almond June 04, 2023

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anyone who sucks willy up like a black hole

james; that girl is a cock mongler
laura; yeah my cock got mongled

by philputsthedindan March 28, 2018

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When a black dude rams you with the lights off.

Omg Becky, Tyquon shadow-cocked me so hard last night night.

by Kmart1063 May 02, 2016

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She looks sad and needs her weekly dose of cock vitamin.

by Johnny Havoc May 02, 2017

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when my friend sucks a dick super hard senior seal cock

when the man gets sucked by me (ur mom) senior seal cock

by senior seal cock October 13, 2020

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