Karon Syndrome

The Karon syndrome is the symptom of folding around any and all bitches and responding in the worst way possible to get aired.

Karon: We wanna see pretty girl media

Yaya: *Nothing*

Karon: I miss her

Andre: LMFAO nigga got the Karon Syndrome

by ohRempy April 4, 2022

Gold plastic syndrome

Gold plastic syndrome (GPS) is the phenomenon of a toy's plastic decomposing and becoming brittle to the point of shattering or crumbling under minimal-stress conditions.The term comes from Transformers fandom,referencing G2 Electro toy,but it's appliable to every other toyline.The main couse of GPS is unknown,but it's thought that certain plastics weren't mixed as well as others, possibly because of the metallic pigment or colouring, so they break down more quickly.

My G1 BlackZarak probably a victim of Gold Plastic Syndrome.It shattered before even transform him.

by ECWWCWWWF July 6, 2022

Jodie Foster simpism syndrome

Jodie Foster Simpism Syndrome - when you simp for Jodie so hard, and you are really in love with her

he has jodie foster simpism syndrome
no surpise she hot

by t00c00lforscho00l September 16, 2022

Sanji Syndrome

When your eyes turn into a fucking heart because you love them and ur a stupid simp and uhhh thats it

my friend has sanji syndrome. hes failing school and so fucking weird

by Wengardian Leviosa August 5, 2024

Thea Syndrome

Where the patient experiences more keyboard spasms than usual. Victim will be more prone to "fangirling" and hiding behind random people if they find something threatening.

"Jeez, what the fuck happened to Johnathan?"
"Mf got a case of Thea Syndrome that's what."

by denjaraka November 12, 2020

dumb pog syndrome

a person who’s really dumb and acts like a pog

also known as DPS

oh god look at that dude he suffers from dumb pog syndrome.

by yeeyee155 July 6, 2019

discontinuation syndrome

When a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a shit. This syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesn't have a current cure. Side effects include - severely untidy home, unfinished paperwork, unemployment and even death. You can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a fucking moron and finishing what you started.

EXAMPLE;
*hoovering carpet but stops half way through*

Person; "oooo I could really do with a shag"
*leaves Hoover and goes to local brothel*

dumbass moron affliction syndrome capiche absolute arsehole discontinuation syndrome

by MasterCuntwalker August 23, 2016