Lover Syndrome

When someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends. (Also referred to as *Simon Syndrome*)

Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Simon started going out with her he's been avoiding all his friends and homies just to spend time with her.

Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.

by fakepeoplehaterpssstsimon May 11, 2022

Harshit Syndrome

A type of sudden medical condition where a person starts replying with just two words, possibly, 'ok' and 'lol'.
Upon further inspection it is found that the condition might just have been inherit and develops by puberty.

Swapnil:"Hey Geezer, what's happening?"
Harshit:"lol"

Swapnil:"Bruh uk u always reply with lol say something more than that, for once atleast."
Harshit:"ok"

Swapnil:"Is it what they call Harshit Syndrome?"
Harshit:"ok"

by Attack Helicopterd u nerd December 30, 2023

Political Syndrome

When a discussions become extremely polarized and no chance for searching a common ground, just as politician did

Political syndrome is poisoning our modern discussions

by Sir. B January 27, 2022

Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.

Haydn has short man syndrome.

by libheway March 26, 2022

Chronic Bottom Syndrome

someone who constantly has sweater paws, very shy, blushes at everything, and blatantly obviously bottoms in bed. (typically in lgb+ relationships)

that girl definitely has chronic bottom syndrome.

by sister sex pistols June 12, 2019

Post Pizza Syndrome

When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.

-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.

by the one and only ginger god March 25, 2019

Moist Log Syndrome

When you can't get it up

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"

by The moist boi June 25, 2020