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Lizzard Balls

When one uses a vasectomy appointment as an excuse to get out of obligations multiple times in a short period. They seem to keep growing back, similar to a lizard re-growing extremities.
He must have Lizzard Balls, this is his third vasectomy in two months.
by deaddeadsjjjdfu May 19, 2019
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"no balls" achievement

Made up achievement for real life, just like achievements in Xbox 360 or Minecraft:
Be challenged by "do it, no balls"? and accidentally lose your balls trying to complete it.
Pretty self-explanatory but..

A: where is B?
C: he is in hospital(
A: what happened?
C: got an "no balls" achievement
A: omfg... no balls???!
by Jakumba_ February 4, 2024
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Pink Balls

A condition of a man who has too much testosterone. Often associated with being too cool and getting too many bitches.
Man, FUCK. I got pink balls from last night.
by GodKiller69420 April 13, 2021
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GO SUCK MY LEFT BALL

HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.
Person 1: bro your so ugly like go suck my left ball

Person : bitch sthu (shut the hell up)
by FUCK ME 👴 November 28, 2021
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Ball Washer

Someone who joins them because he cant beat them
by F-BROS October 16, 2008
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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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whore's ball's

Rejects, pissweak, sorry excuse of a dude - who only fucks Whores

Can't get without payin for it

Incapable of giving in a relationship

Devoid of empathy

Self assured without substance

Intolerant self assuming Martyr
Wouldn't touch him with a Tenfootpole? he's a whore's ball's

Or as useless as titts on a bull
by yours Truleee August 24, 2016
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