Waras big fat cock

Wara's penis is a penis with a large girth.

Waras big fat cock is not gonna fit in my a hole- there's no way! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh.

by Looney___ January 14, 2021

Slocking the Cock

When you wear extra condoms to seem bigger

My girl caught me slocking the cock and now she calls me bitty bepis mcsmall dick

by Beepisboop August 20, 2022

kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022

cock and balls

CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE NOT REAL THE GOVERNMENT USES THEM TO SPY ON YOU.

Hey bob why are my cock and balls beeping?
CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!

*blows up*

*both die*

by Cockandballsman69 September 12, 2022

cock

george hunter

a boring boring man COCK

by BORING GEORGE HUNTER123 November 11, 2021

National cock and ball torture day

A day were you get and give cock and ball torture

April 15 is National Cock And Ball Torture day

by Anonymous Person 69420 April 14, 2022

Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee

“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”

by MattBoiah December 3, 2020