by JKk070708 June 10, 2014
Get the lose the crystal ballmug. by aly3ahfsh March 12, 2024
Get the Suck my ballsmug. A miniature snooker table based game invented by Gav, Stu & Tom. The object of the game is to flick your balls out of his half of the table and into either yours or a pocket. Although it may sound tedious and simple it is actually fun and addictive
Stu: “Do you fancy a game of snooker their spa?"
Tom: "I don’t think we can as some charlatan has lost some balls"
Gav: "Don't worry lads, I've got an idea, how bout we play this game I’ve just invented, it's called Blast Ball"
Stu: "yeh sure"
Tom: “This Blast ball is ace!"
Tom: "I don’t think we can as some charlatan has lost some balls"
Gav: "Don't worry lads, I've got an idea, how bout we play this game I’ve just invented, it's called Blast Ball"
Stu: "yeh sure"
Tom: “This Blast ball is ace!"
by me, now get used 2 it clart.... May 13, 2005
Get the blast ballmug. A white ball that comes up from the back of your throat “tonsils” occasionally and it smells like absolute death if you smell it or crush it with your fingers. It is actually plaque built up from your teeth, this happens more so when you are an adolescent.
Person 1: “ oh my gosh Becky I just had the worst smelling white ball come out of my throat I don’t know what it is but it smelt so bad”
Person 2: “ that must have been a bad breath ball definitely”
Person 2: “ that must have been a bad breath ball definitely”
by Bosslady2417 August 21, 2022
Get the Bad breath ballmug. The act of putting ones hand in the genital area and rapidly flicking their fingers to hit the testicles. This is a violent act capable of severe pain, testicular retraction, and rupture of the testicle in more severe cases. This form of assault is most commonly performed by Eli's
Jimmy is playing keep-away with Tommys iPad
Tommy: "I swear to god Jimmy! give me my iPad!"
Jimmy: "No bro! this is an iPad kid intervention, we need you to quit its unhealthy!"
Tommy: "I swear to god I will ball tap you!!"
Jimmy: "you will what me?"
Tommy crouches and swiftly ball-taps Jimmy, Jimmy recoils and falls to the floor in pain
Jimmy: "Owww!! What the fuck Tommy!"
Tommy grabs his iPad and walks away like a macho
Tommy: "I swear to god Jimmy! give me my iPad!"
Jimmy: "No bro! this is an iPad kid intervention, we need you to quit its unhealthy!"
Tommy: "I swear to god I will ball tap you!!"
Jimmy: "you will what me?"
Tommy crouches and swiftly ball-taps Jimmy, Jimmy recoils and falls to the floor in pain
Jimmy: "Owww!! What the fuck Tommy!"
Tommy grabs his iPad and walks away like a macho
by GoFigure0 March 5, 2025
Get the Ball tapmug. I overheard Nicole tell one of her girlfriends that she was painting his balls last night while her and her boyfriend were fucking
by Austinpowers445 March 3, 2025
Get the Painting his ballsmug.