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Gobble-cocking

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)
"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.
by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018
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Cock

Mom: how big is your cock
Tom: about 5 inch
Mom: nice cock!
mugGet the Cockmug.

cock creeping

yeah sarah, let's go on a cock creep!

yeah beth, i loved it last night when we were cock creeping!
by THECOOL> January 2, 2012
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cock nozle

Inspection of strangers penise to determine the size of with length and sheer gurth
Hi Tony my name is Bobby do you mind if I cock nozle you real quick.
by Bobboyy July 9, 2022
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cock wok

1. Noun: A cock wok is a wok you put your cock in
2. Adjective: Another word for asshole
3. Verb: To cock wok is to put your cock in a cock wok.
1: A cock wok is a perfect birthday present.
2. Adam stole my shit, what a cock wok.
3. I got one for my birthday so I cock wok daily
by Sir Pentious March 11, 2024
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kamari’s cock

A large holy relic given to this land by the gods. Because of it’s ancient power, those touched by the great relic are given pleasure beyond their greatest belief. This staff of the hods was created to maintain peace and order throughout Kamari’s life of sexual tensions. Through the usage of this relic, children are always born to optimum standards and the children are horribly behaved, so much so that the first child of this relics seed that will he born in time will become something so great, the gods will bless them with their power and grace.

In short, kamari’s cock is a item that can only be used by the great lord kamari and noone else. The relic was cursed to be used only by females

- Jesus
This relic is so powerful, words can’t even begin to describe its valor, only emotions can do so. It’s astounding! A relic of ancient power and valor

Damn kamari’s cock is so holy!
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Cock Loogie

The substance that is excreted from a male's ejaculation.
Sammie: Mickey was pegging me so hard that when he pulled out I looked to see why and a cock loogie hit me right in the eye!
Jeannie: oh my gosh! My boyfriend normally puts his cock loogies into his dirty socks.
by REALST8R October 14, 2020
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