Madixi normus syndrome

Madixi normus is a syndrome not all males are born with. It’s genetically passed sometimes it can skip a child, But once you have the disease you will continue to have symptoms for the remainder of your life

Symptoms include:
: Longstroking
: heavy jeans
: occasional irritation or discomfort

: “ The Print” or malecameltoe

:hanglow (symptoms that is almost immediately active when u have this disease.
Having this syndrome will force you to buy bigger pants sweat pants are usually not a smart choice with having the Madixi normous disease!!!! women tend to go crazy and turn it changes their emotions And intensify’s
Doctors are usually helpless in this kind of sen of this syndrome

I went to the doctor for my monthly physical, And he says I’m showing symptoms of madixi normus syndrome

by Dr. Fell good July 19, 2021

Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A syndrome where you get your head turned into a hat and forced to apply by laws from Zendaya

Oh no they have Anita's - big hat syndrome!

by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025

Ruby Syndrome

When someone wont shut up about their OCs and tries their best to change / keep topics centred around their OCs. They won't stop talking even if people are ignoring / talking over them

"Did you see that guy yesterday on discord? I swear they have Ruby Syndrome"

by Frongky August 28, 2022

Lover Syndrome

When someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends. (Also referred to as *Simon Syndrome*)

Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Simon started going out with her he's been avoiding all his friends and homies just to spend time with her.

Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.

by fakepeoplehaterpssstsimon May 11, 2022

Fast Typing Syndrome

A syndrome in which when you type too fast, You'll begin to miss spaces, letters or any other key. It can be acronymized into "FTS"

I accidentally wrote "Bamtan" instead of "Batman", Looks like my FTS (Fast Typing Syndrome) has got me!

by Spark the Electric Jester September 9, 2025

Boucheron Syndrome

A phrase that defines one who's head is too small for their body.

The phrase stems from the character Boucheron from the Nintendo Switch game 'Fire Emblem Engage' who has a strangely small head in proportion to the rest of his body.

That person has a tiny head. They must have BOUCHERON SYNDROME.

by Spensa-Jade Harris February 4, 2023

big head syndrome

when they have a fat dope sack, an think they are a baller, till the sack is alll gone!

as soon as he traded his car for all that dope, HE GOT BIG HEAD SYNDROME an he started barkin orders at people, when its all gone, he will be askin for a handout from me, again

by D4RK5IDE March 4, 2011