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Derek is a faggot with no hair and wears jeans really short like :)
Hugs: Derek you look weird
Derek: fuck you Idc what I look like!!
Hugs: your very What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
by fezz hugz May 14, 2015
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heck neck you dirty shmeck

- used as an over-the-top response to any question which you think is extremely offensive and out of line to ask

- replaces the word "no" with the rhyminng equivalent
drinks on you!?
heck neck you dirty shmeck!
by >>__FOSSTA__<< October 4, 2006
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Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!

1. a situation where a man (a client?) has a sexual quickie. Maybe it's during a break period.

2. a euphenism for just plain ordinary non-kinky sex. No oral or anal or role-playing or S & M jive, just slide it in. Sometimes referred to as simply "wham, bam!".

3. What rock'n'roll chameleon David Bowie interjects after the last verse and before the grand blowout of his classic hit "Suffragette City". It's on the legendary protopunk album "The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders of Mars".
1. James and Mary had a hot time in the storage room this afternoon. It was so brief but so electric and so intense it was a case of "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!".

2. Jojo was walking around the streets of Salt Lake City when he saw some college students unpacking a Volkswagon. They told Jojo that they were going to do some kinky sex acts, threesomes, an orgy and such and invited him to join them. Jojo declined. They asked him what kind of sex he liked doing. He just deadpanned "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!".

3. On the CD version of the "Fire And Gasoline" album by Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols there is a cover of "Suffragette City". Steve Jones substitutes the " Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!" line with "Wham, bam, load it baby!".

4. Ahhhhhhh, wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 18, 2009
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You Gotta Be Suckin My Balls

Jarrod: I just had intercourse with your mother for the fifth time this week.

Burt: You gotta be suckin my balls!!!
by Burt_308 July 16, 2008
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Fut you wuf my penith

Josh: You suck. I could kick your ass at checkers.
Caty: I will fut you wuf my penith!
by Junkrocka May 12, 2008
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I'll Kick You In The Dick

are u that dumb?
im gonna kick, you, in the dick, Wuu, ummmm right
ur all faggots
by Source: Source: Source: October 10, 2003
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