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ball pen theory

the Ball Pen Theory:the 珠珠 of ball pen can reduce friction, therefore can write more neatly, stop using 墨水筆 because our finger muscles have already degraded to one year old baby level
according to ball pen theory, the 珠珠of ball pen can reduce friction
by sin gui December 14, 2022
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Chucking balls

The act of emptying ones balls onto the face of a nearby hoe.
Erik was spent after chucking balls on your sister's eagerly awaiting face.
by VON SNOOZE July 16, 2016
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Ball pudding

When you shut your pants and it cakes your balls
bro that last beer gave me ball pudding!
by Lada23 July 31, 2020
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Shmeegie Balls

The word you say when you're frustrated, excited, or any other emotion. Typically used by spazzes in the sense of freaking out to make themselves laugh.
Boyne: *Misses a ball playing Rocket League*
"SHMEEGIE BALLS"
by Boyne Signski January 28, 2022
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Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022
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Ball Bobbing

Ball Bobbing

When Partner A puts their testicles in a container filled with water, Partner B then has to bob for them like apples
Marcus: Dude! Jessica bobbed for my balls like apples last night, was some total ball bobbing!
Jeff: What the fuck
by ieatfatballs March 8, 2024
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Balls

What some second graders call boobs..
Random 2nd grader: AYO HER BALLS BIG-
Me: its boobs-
by helo i like to eat ur poo March 26, 2024
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