Me

You

;)

You are you, I am me :)

by Dank420puffdatshi March 6, 2019

You Lied To Me

You Lied To Me Is A Reference From asdf movies

Person1: Did You Know Carrots Are Good For Your Eyesight?
(Person2: (Pushes Some Carrots Up His Eyes
Person2: You Lied To Me!

by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS March 3, 2017

.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9.

.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9

.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 21, 2025

That's not gonna work for me brotha

Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically

Boss: Can you stay pass your shift?

You: That's not gonna work for me brotha!

by Professor Sequoia December 31, 2022

body on me

A sexy song from 2015 by Rita Ora and Chris Brown

Heyo, heyo, I just wanna feel your body on me
Heyo, heyo, if you want it then you got it, hold me
No more, no more wasting time
We can, we can go all night
Heyo, heyo, I just wanna feel your body on me
Ayayayayayayayayaya
Body on me
Ayayayayayayayayaya
Body on me

by KookieKream3 August 20, 2018

HELP ME

PLEASE HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAP BY PEOPLE AND LOCK ME IN WITH A LAPTOP MADE IN 2001 RUNNING IN THE NEWIST VERSON OF WINDOWS (XP) AND PEOPLE IT STUCK ON 6/30/01 PLEASE HELP ME I'M TRAP IN THIS ROOM ONLY WITH A LAPTOP THAT RUNS REALLY SLOW AND THE LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE IT HAVE 9 GB OF RAM

NO PLEASE HELP ME MY LAPTOP IS SLOW AND BAD.

by need help December 2, 2021

a pick me

when a girl call you a pick me

stop being a pick me

by anonymous November 13, 2021