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Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS)

A condition characterized by a lack of interest or reluctance to participate in group activities or interact with friends when Armando, a key member of the group, is absent.
Friend: "Hey, let's play Overwatch!"
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."
by blitzmid123 February 16, 2023
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Simon Syndrome

Simon Syndrome (also known as Lover Syndrome) is when someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends.
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Julia got her boyfriend she's been giving me the cold shoulder and not hanging out with me or any of her other friends.

Friend 2: Oh she definitely has *Simon Syndrome*.
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Intense Weakling Syndrome (aka IWS)

When someone does nothing but is always sick and feeling weak. Wakes up in the morning has headache, goes outside has stomach pain and sleep inside has cold.
Look he looks so weak and tired, was he carrying blocks all day?
No, he literally just woke up
Bruh that's so messed up
He has Intense Weakling Syndrome (aka IWS)
by Self-Educated Doctor January 21, 2021
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Living Dead Syndrome

Being very hungover. Refers to people acting like zombies when they are hungover.
1. Tyler got Living Dead Syndrome this weekend.

2. I couldn't even score high on the wank factor because I had Living Dead Syndrome
by -Trollkriger- June 7, 2009
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blue church syndrome

When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.
"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."
by glenpai November 29, 2024
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Flix syndrome

An extremely rare hereditary medical disorder in where the affected persons brain shrinks to the size of hitlers remaining shriveled up testicle thus causing them to act and behave much like a small primate
Hot Goth 1 "hey, do you see that guy over there trying to have sex with a cardboard cutout of Macaulay Caulkin?

Hot Goth 2 "poor guy must have flix syndrome"

Also fuck you flix you suck donkey ass
by Flix is a cunt December 24, 2022
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Perpetual Freshman Syndrome

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
by Rytic June 15, 2013
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