conjugal love

when two old people wake up in bed together, look at each other, and think, "...fucker."

"Hey, honey, how was your day?"
"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."

by ninjafools15 June 5, 2014

love

stupid thing that makes you cry yourself to sleep every single night.

that is what love does, right?

by alyay June 18, 2022

doin love

A person who is completely engulfed in their phone, seeking sexual companionship, via online dating apps.

Hey, where’s Ken? He’s probably sitting in a corner on his phone somewhere, just doin love.

by Diesel55 March 14, 2018

Love Shaq

A song by B-52s about how much they fuking love Shaquille Oneal

Person 1: yo this song slaps
Person 2: yeah, is that love Shaq?
Person 3: yo they must really love Shaq
Person 2: who doesn't?
Person 3: I'm getting bricked up just thinking about him!
Shaq: There's plenty of me to go around guys!

by Abraham H. Parnassus June 1, 2022

Love

A feeling or passion for something or someone that fills you with happiness. A good feeling and a good thing.

Love is one of, if not the strongest thing in the Universe. The textbook definition of love is God for he is the one true.

by Jesustakesthatwheel420 October 30, 2023

Love

Love to is an acronym it's stands for level of violence

I promise you one thing bete noire I will kill you

Love 19

by Glichtalefan March 4, 2023

lovely

when you learn at school while drawing a gun

look I'm doing a lovely

by thatsnicxe2 October 18, 2021