Angelo: Titus used to be really fit, but he's kind go on the heavier side.
Justin: Yeah, I can't believe he was the head of the varsity jousting team just last year and now he's begging people for snacks. Refeeding syndrome is no joke.
Justin: Yeah, I can't believe he was the head of the varsity jousting team just last year and now he's begging people for snacks. Refeeding syndrome is no joke.
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I think I have getting a lift syndrome. My mate gave me a lift and I thought I had to give him a blowie.
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Get the white nose syndrome mug.Excessive, irrational, or unexplained hatred for the Kansas City Chiefs Football team. Usually siding with the team who is opposing the Kansas City Chiefs every game.
Psychologist: Who did you side with in Super Bowl LIV?
Patient: The 49'ers.
Psychologist: Ok, what about Super Bowl LV?
Patient: Tampa Bay.
Psychologist: Hmmmm, the one from the year after?
Patient: THE BENGALS, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
Psychologist: Woah woah woah, calm down for a second, okay, now, for Super Bowl LVII?
Patient: Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles.
Psychologist: Now, for the Super Bowl that just happened this year, Super Bowl LVIII, who we're you rooting for?
Patient: San Fran, again.
Psychologist: Hmmm, what's your favorite team?
Patient: Uhh, it fluctuates every year.
Psychologist: Oh, very extraordinary for a football fan. (getting suspicious) Now, what do you think about the Kansas City Chiefs?
Patient: FUCK THEM, I FUCKING HATE EM, ESPECIALLY SWIFT, SHES A FUCKING SATAN SPY FOR BIDEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!
Psychologist: Yeah, I diagnose this man with CDS, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome.
Patient: The 49'ers.
Psychologist: Ok, what about Super Bowl LV?
Patient: Tampa Bay.
Psychologist: Hmmmm, the one from the year after?
Patient: THE BENGALS, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
Psychologist: Woah woah woah, calm down for a second, okay, now, for Super Bowl LVII?
Patient: Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles.
Psychologist: Now, for the Super Bowl that just happened this year, Super Bowl LVIII, who we're you rooting for?
Patient: San Fran, again.
Psychologist: Hmmm, what's your favorite team?
Patient: Uhh, it fluctuates every year.
Psychologist: Oh, very extraordinary for a football fan. (getting suspicious) Now, what do you think about the Kansas City Chiefs?
Patient: FUCK THEM, I FUCKING HATE EM, ESPECIALLY SWIFT, SHES A FUCKING SATAN SPY FOR BIDEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!
Psychologist: Yeah, I diagnose this man with CDS, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome.
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