Bloo me

A totally normal video. Don't search it up or you will get traumatized.

Random Guy 1: Hey dude, what is "Bloo me"?
Random Guy 2: Uhhh.... I will not tell you the meaning.

by helloimsobodo23 July 28, 2024

tell me why

ain't nothin' but a heartache

tell me why

ain't nothin' but a mistake

by imjustrllybored June 30, 2023

You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

give me your game card

Used to basically ask how something was done, a form of saying teach me

*girl gets a promise ring and flowers from her boyfriend* “I got flowers from my boyfriend today!” “give me your game card”

by 222interludes January 20, 2024

OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE CRINGEY IDIOT INFLUENCERS ARE INFECTING ME WITH THEIR STUPIDITY I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF THEM OH NO THEY ARE CATCHING UP SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 🎵I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WO-O-ORLD!🎵

OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I TRY SEARCHING FOR THAT PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Ronit ^_^ October 14, 2023

Me pega la tóxica

My girlfriend will hit me.

When a male friend invites you out and you say, “No güey, me pega la tóxica.”

No man, my girlfriend will hit me.

by DesiAp March 20, 2021

pacer test fitness sucky sucky me

its so good

i find the pacer test fitness sucky sucky me very god.

by asdasdadsasddasd March 6, 2023